Humour

HOLA, mis amigos. Como estas? This means-"Hello friends.What a boring day."
Just kiddin'. How are you all?  I'm good, thanks for asking. Not really.

In this time of unrest, the best solution for calming the masses is humour, so that's what I am going to do. I dare you not to laugh at this collection of funny anecdotes from my life.

1. It was nighttime. We were getting in bed . I asked my brother to pick his socks off the bed, and put them in the wash. He then picked them up and threw them into a bucket. The noise he was expecting was- 'THUD!', as the socks fell in the bucket. What he wasn't expecting was-'SPLOSH!'
He turned on the spot. He saw that the bucket was full of water. BWAHAAHAA!

2. This one was really hard to get . I had to dig deep in the archives of my mind for this. It was originally in hindi but I've translated it for you. In hindi, 'KAR' means 'taxes or debt' and 'hand'. Once, a moneylender and a citizen went hiking. That citizen suddenly slipped and almost fell off. The moneylender said,"Mujhe apna kar do!" which meant,"Give me your hand!".  The citizen's face suddenly contorted in anger. "Bewakoof, yahan main gir rahan hoon aur tujhe tax ki padi hai?
which meant-" I'm falling and you're worried about taxes?"

Thank You for your comments on my previous post.

Signing off, this is THE BIG V